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Joke Topic - 'Laughing'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laughing'.

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Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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Bees

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

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