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Joke Topic - 'Laughing'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laughing'.

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Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.


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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Succeed

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.

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