Joke Topic - 'Laughing'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laughing'.

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

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