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Joke Topic - 'Laughing'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laughing'.

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Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.


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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.

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