Joke Topic - 'Laughing'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laughing'.

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Irish stew in the name of the law.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

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