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Joke Topic - 'Laugh'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laugh'.

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How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Liverpool

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Started Out

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

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