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Joke Topic - 'Laugh'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Laugh'.
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
You tickle it's funny bone.
John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
Because it had a funny bone.
You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Phone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Favorite
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
Sherlock Holmes
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Lawyers
What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
Run over a lawyer.
Marriage
Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
A fowl smell.
The Bus
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Because he hung around for too long.
Tact
Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
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