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Joke Topic - 'Later'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Later'.


What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.


What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.


What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.


Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).


What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.

Loves You

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.

Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

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