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Joke Topic - 'Later'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Later'.

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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!


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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Loves You

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.
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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

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