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Joke Topic - 'Laryngitis'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laryngitis'.


What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.


Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.


What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.

Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.


What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.

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