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Joke Topic - 'Laryngitis'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laryngitis'.


What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

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Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."


Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.


My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'


Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.


Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.

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