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Joke Topic - 'Laryngitis'


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What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.


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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Tiger

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.

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