Joke Topic - 'Laryngitis'

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!