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Joke Topic - 'Laryngitis'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laryngitis'.


What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.


Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.


What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.


What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?


Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.


Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.


A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!

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