Joke Topic - 'Laryngitis'

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.