Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
Expiration
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
A Head
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
Marriage
Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
Failure
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
Politicians
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
Mummy
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
Cattle
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.