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Joke Topic - 'Landlord'


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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

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