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Joke Topic - 'Landlord'


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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

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