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Joke Topic - 'Landlady'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Landlady'.

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'Excuse me,' said the guest, 'but this steak is so tough I can't even cut it. Take it away and bring me another.'
'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'
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A holidaymaker was complaining to his landlady about his room. 'Look. This wall's so thin you can almost see through it.'
'That's not a wall,' she replied, 'it's the window.'
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A man arrived at his holiday guest-house and met the landlady.
'Can you sing?' she snapped.
'No,' he replied.
'Well, you'd better learn quickly. There's no lock on the bathroom door.'


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What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

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