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Joke Topic - 'Landlady'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Landlady'.

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'Excuse me,' said the guest, 'but this steak is so tough I can't even cut it. Take it away and bring me another.'
'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'
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A holidaymaker was complaining to his landlady about his room. 'Look. This wall's so thin you can almost see through it.'
'That's not a wall,' she replied, 'it's the window.'
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A man arrived at his holiday guest-house and met the landlady.
'Can you sing?' she snapped.
'No,' he replied.
'Well, you'd better learn quickly. There's no lock on the bathroom door.'


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Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

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