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Joke Topic - 'Lady'


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"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

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