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Joke Topic - 'Lady'


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"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


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Politicians

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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Teacher

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

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