Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
Mouse
How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
Girlfriends
Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
Economists
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
Snakes
What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
Father Christmas
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Restaurant
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.