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Joke Topic - 'Lady'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lady'.


"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.


Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.


What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?


What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

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