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Joke Topic - 'Lady'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lady'.

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"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


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Blondes

Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.

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