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Joke Topic - 'Lady'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lady'.


"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

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He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.


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Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.


I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

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