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Joke Topic - 'Labrador'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Labrador'.


What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
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Who's there?
Ivan who?
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What do you call Santa's helpers?
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