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Joke Topic - 'Labrador'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Labrador'.
What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.
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My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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Light Bulbs
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Snow
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Cows
Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
A: Ground Beef
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