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Joke Topic - 'Labrador'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Labrador'.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.


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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.

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