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Joke Topic - 'Labrador'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Labrador'.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.


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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

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