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Joke Topic - 'Labrador'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Labrador'.


What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.


Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....


Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.


Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.


Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.

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