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Joke Topic - 'Labrador'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Labrador'.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.


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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Teachers

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
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Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Obesity

New study of obesity looks for larger test group
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Coffee Break

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

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