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Joke Topic - 'Labrador'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Labrador'.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.


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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!

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