Joke Topic - 'Labor'

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

Do me a favor...Steal this car.

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.