Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Vacation
What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
Christmas
What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
Astronauts
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
Arguing
Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
Railway
Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.
Witches
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
Checkers
Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
Accidents
Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose