Joke Topic - 'Labor'

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.