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Joke Topic - 'Know'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Know'.


Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

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Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds


What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.


Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?

Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.


A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."


Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.

Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.


Repeal the law of gravity

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