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Joke Topic - 'Know'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Know'.


Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.


Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?


Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.


I is a university student


My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'


Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

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