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Joke Topic - 'Know'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Know'.


Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!


What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.


Debate about hanging suspended


"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."

King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?


Football is only a game - until your team loses.


Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.


The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'

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