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Joke Topic - 'Know'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Know'.

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Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Students

I is a university student
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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

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