Joke Topic - 'Know' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Know'.

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

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Police move in book case

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

'Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?'

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead, Doctor. If you find it, you can have it.

A sign in the window of a restaurant: 'Eat now - Pay waiter.'

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!