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Joke Topic - 'Know'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Know'.

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Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
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Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity

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