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Joke Topic - 'Know'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Know'.

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Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Marriage

Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'

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