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Joke Topic - 'Knock Knock' - 34 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 34 jokes on the topic - 'Knock Knock'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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