Joke Topic - 'Knock Knock' - Page 3 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Knock Knock'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it hurts you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.