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Joke Topic - 'Knock Knock' - Page 3 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Knock Knock'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
1>Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.
2>Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
2>Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
1>Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
2>Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
1>Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it hurts you.
2>Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it hurts you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
1>Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
2>Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
2>Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.