Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?