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Joke Topic - 'Knitting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knitting'.


Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.

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What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.


This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.


Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.

Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.


Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.


What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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