Joke Topic - 'Knitting' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knitting'.

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
They are always dropping their needles.

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