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Joke Topic - 'Knitting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knitting'.

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Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


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Ant

What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Writer

Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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