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Joke Topic - 'Knitting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knitting'.

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Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Light

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.

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