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Joke Topic - 'Knitting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knitting'.

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Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Snow

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Obesity

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

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