Joke Topic - 'Knights'

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'

My other girlfriend is beautiful

There is at least one fool in every married couple.