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Joke Topic - 'Knights'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.


What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.

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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?


What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!


Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping


Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry.


Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.


Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.

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