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Joke Topic - 'Knights' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.

What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.

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Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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Why don't blondes eat Jello?
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.

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What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.

Marriage

Henry: Darling. Will you marry me?
Jane: No. But I will always admire your good taste.

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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

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