Joke Topic - 'Knights'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.

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To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

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