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Joke Topic - 'Knights'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.

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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Budgie

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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Wood

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.

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