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Joke Topic - 'Knights'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.

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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.

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