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Joke Topic - 'Knights'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.

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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Cowboys

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Fool

There is at least one fool in every married couple.

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