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Joke Topic - 'Knights'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.

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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

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