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Joke Topic - 'Knights'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.

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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
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Coffeemaker

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Lawyers

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

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