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Joke Topic - 'Knights'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Knights'.

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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Friends

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Antlers

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.

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