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Joke Topic - 'Knife'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knife'.


He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.


What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?


Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.


My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

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