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Joke Topic - 'Knife'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knife'.

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He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Stupid

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

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