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Joke Topic - 'Knife'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knife'.


He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


Nostalgia is a thing of the past


What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.


Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.


You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.


The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.


What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.


How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

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