Joke Topic - 'Knife'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Knife'.

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

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