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Joke Topic - 'Kleptomaniac'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Kleptomaniac'.

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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.


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Firefly

Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Cow

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Stupid

He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.

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