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Joke Topic - 'Kittens' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kittens'.
Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
I think you're just kitten me.
How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.
Cat-isfied with life.
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
A kitten mitten.
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Doctors
My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
Beer
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Chocolate
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
Divorce
What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
A divorce-he.
Scary
Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
Terror dactyls.
Christmas
What is red and white, and it gives gifts to good little fish at Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Sandy Claws.
Kings
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
So no one could corner him.
Blondes
What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Whales
Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!
To the whale way station!