Joke Topic - 'Kittens' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kittens'.

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

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His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

When I was young, I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day, I fell asleep in a library. I woke up, and a blind man was reading my face.

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.