Joke Topic - 'Kitten'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kitten'.

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?

What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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