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Joke Topic - 'Kitten'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kitten'.

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Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.
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Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.


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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Cow

what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.

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