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Joke Topic - 'Kitten'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Kitten'.


Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

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