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Joke Topic - 'Kitten'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kitten'.


Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

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Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.


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Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...


what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!


What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.


Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.


Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.

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