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Joke Topic - 'Kitten'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Kitten'.

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Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.


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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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