Joke Topic - 'Kitchens' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Kitchens'.

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
Linoleum blown apart.

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

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Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.

Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

Every dog has its day; only a dog with a broken tail has a weak end.