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Joke Topic - 'Kitchens' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Kitchens'.
What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
Linoleum blown apart.
2>Linoleum blown apart.
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
1>A recipe spook.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Birds
What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
1>Just put it on my bill.
Strawberries
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
1>The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
Elves
Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
1>In the snow bank.
Roman
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
1>Julius Sneezer!
Kilts
Did you hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
1>Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
1>Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Doors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
1>Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
Skeletons
How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
1>You tickle it's funny bone.
Dogs
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
1>Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.