Joke Topic - 'Kissing' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Kissing'.

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

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Because he wanted to draw blood.

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He preferred ghoulash.

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Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?

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Share a funny joke with them on Friday night.

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