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Joke Topic - 'Kiss'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kiss'.

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William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!


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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.

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