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Joke Topic - 'Kiss'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kiss'.

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William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!


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Dogs

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.

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