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Joke Topic - 'Kiss'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kiss'.
William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Santa Claus
How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
"This one will sleigh you...."
Dentists
What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
A little plaque.
Ducks
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
Count Quackula.
Christmas Cracker
What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
My pop is bigger than yours.
A Woman
What do you call a woman who climbs up walls?
Ivy.
Ivy.
Dogs
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
A kennel club.
Gnomes
Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
The National Elf Service.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
Potato
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
A sweet potato.
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