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Joke Topic - 'Kiss'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kiss'.


William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

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What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."

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You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.


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Jungle bells, jungle bells...


Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.


Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?


All men are idiots....I married their king.

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