Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa Claus
How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
Dentists
What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
Ducks
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
Christmas Cracker
What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
A Woman
What do you call a woman who climbs up walls?
Ivy.
Dogs
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
Gnomes
Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
Potato
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.