Joke Topic - 'Kiss'

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.