Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
Scottish
Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
Cannibals
What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Cannibals
Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
Santa Claus
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
Hotel
Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
Middle Name
What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
Dogs
Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.