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Joke Topic - 'King'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'King'.

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All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Golf

My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.

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