Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Wives
Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Christmas
What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
Santa Claus
Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
Blondes
What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
Vampires
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Blondes
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees not very good at
knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.