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Joke Topic - 'King'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'King'.

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All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
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Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
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Television

What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Drunk

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

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