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Joke Topic - 'King'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'King'.

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All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
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Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.

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