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Joke Topic - 'King'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'King'.


All men are idiots....I married their king.

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

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Kermit the Fog.


What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.


Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.


What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.


I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.


Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.


The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"


The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

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