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Joke Topic - 'King'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'King'.


All men are idiots....I married their king.

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.


What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.


Saliva drools O.K.


What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.


Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.

Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

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