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Joke Topic - 'King'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'King'.
All men are idiots....I married their king.
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
To have his teeth crowned!
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Because they both have pages.
Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
Because he was the ruler.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Car Drivers
When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
When he turns into a side road.
Ship
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
Take it to the doc.
Ants
What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
An antique.
Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
He had too many split ends.
Saliva
Saliva drools O.K.
Nice
What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
Crab
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
Because he kept pinching things.
Snow
Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
Because they'll melt.
Light Bulbs
How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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