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Joke Topic - 'King'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'King'.


All men are idiots....I married their king.

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

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Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?


Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.


He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!


Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


I bet your mother has a loud bark!

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