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Joke Topic - 'King'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'King'.

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All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
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Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Mother

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

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