Joke Topic - 'King'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'King'.

All men are idiots....I married their king.

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.

What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.

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