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Joke Topic - 'King Harold'


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What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

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