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Joke Topic - 'King Harold'


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What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Police

Police move in book case
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Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Smart

He's as smart as a politician is honest.

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