Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - K / Joke Topic - King Harold - 1

Joke Topic - 'King Harold'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'King Harold'.

$text4

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
$text4

Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
$text4

Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
$text4

This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
$text4

Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
$text4

Gone Forever

"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
$text4

Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
$text4

Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
$text4

Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.

This is page 1 of 1