Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The World
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Dracula
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Santa Claus
What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
Onions
How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
Politicians
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
Cars
Do me a favor...Steal this car.
Prisoners
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.