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Joke Topic - 'King Harold'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'King Harold'.
What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Terrier-fied.
Unwilling
We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
The Ocean
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
it's full of currants!
Golf
Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
Husband: To a tee party.
Blondes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A: Artificial intelligence.
Ice Cream
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
Chief
Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
Scotsman
How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
Skeleton
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Bone idle.
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