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Joke Topic - 'King Arthur'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'King Arthur'.

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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!


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Months

Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

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