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Joke Topic - 'King Arthur'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'King Arthur'.

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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!


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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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School

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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