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Joke Topic - 'King Arthur'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'King Arthur'.


Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!

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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.


What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.


Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.


What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.


I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.


What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.


What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!


"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

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