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Joke Topic - 'King Arthur'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'King Arthur'.
Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
Sir Loin.
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
So no one could corner him.
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Light Bulbs
How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Fleas
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny.
Friendly
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
People
Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
Mum and dad.
Witches
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
A sand-witch.
Computers
I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Exam
What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
An exam paper.
Thief
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
This is a stickup!
Spoken
"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
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