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Joke Topic - 'King Arthur'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'King Arthur'.


Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!

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