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Joke Topic - 'Kilts'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kilts'.

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Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

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