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Joke Topic - 'Kilts'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kilts'.

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Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.


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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Time

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
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Synonyms

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