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Joke Topic - 'Kilts'


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Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.


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Coffee

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Scottish

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?

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