Joke Topic - 'Kilts'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Kilts'.

Did you hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.

Have you heard about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

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Tell me again how lucky I am to work here. I keep forgetting.

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

They call him Caterpillar because he got where he is by crawling.

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock, you know.'
My brother said, 'Well, don't get wound up about it.'

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.

I wouldn't say my husband is thin, but he looks like a thermometer when he wears a red necktie.

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

What do you get if you cross a baby with a UFO?
An unidentified crying object.