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Joke Topic - 'Kilt'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kilt'.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.


Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

The Titanic

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?

Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.

Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !


Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?

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