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Joke Topic - 'Kilt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kilt'.

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Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.


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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Camelot

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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King

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!

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