Joke Topic - 'Kilt'

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?