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Joke Topic - 'Kilt'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kilt'.

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Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.


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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
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Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!

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