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Joke Topic - 'Kidneys'


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My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


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Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Octopus

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What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

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