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Joke Topic - 'Kidneys'


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My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


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Computers

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Scottish

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."

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