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Joke Topic - 'Kidnapping'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kidnapping'.


Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

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Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.


What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.


How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.


What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.


I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me


When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

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