Joke Topic - 'Kidnapping'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kidnapping'.

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

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How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.

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Jingle Smells.

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Spareribs.

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