Joke Topic - 'Kidnapping'

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.