Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
Cooks
Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Baseball
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
James Bond
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
Cats
What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
Paranoid
I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
Baseball
When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.