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Joke Topic - 'Kidnapping'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kidnapping'.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.


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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Cooks

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

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