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Joke Topic - 'Kidding'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Kidding'.


"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

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Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


What Sort of cheese is made backwards?

Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!


How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.


What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.


I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

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