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Joke Topic - 'Kidding'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Kidding'.

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"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

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