Joke Topic - 'Kidding' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Kidding'.

'Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

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It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!

Patient: This morning, I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that is able to tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog tale.

Eye drops off the shelf

What is green, has two arms, two legs, and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.