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Joke Topic - 'Kidding'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Kidding'.

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"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Cars

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Dogs

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

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