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Joke Topic - 'Keys'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keys'.

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What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.


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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
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Jewel

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

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