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Joke Topic - 'Keys'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keys'.

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What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.


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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Biscuits

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

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