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Joke Topic - 'Keys'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keys'.

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What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.


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Economists

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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Lies

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Not Here

"Hello, I'm not here."
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

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