Joke Topic - 'Keys'

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.

What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.