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Joke Topic - 'Keyhole'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keyhole'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.


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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

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