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Joke Topic - 'Keyhole'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keyhole'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.


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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Strike

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

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