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Joke Topic - 'Keyhole'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keyhole'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.

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Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.


Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

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