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Joke Topic - 'Keyhole'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keyhole'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.


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Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
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Weekdays

Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

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