Joke Topic - 'Key'

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.