Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghost
What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
Friend
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
Ghost
What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
New York
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Octopus
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
Ghosts
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
A Head
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
King Kong
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Cheese
What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.