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Joke Topic - 'Key'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Key'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


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Ghost

What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
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Friend

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
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New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.

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