Joke Topic - 'Kettles'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kettles'.

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.

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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.

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