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Joke Topic - 'Kettles'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kettles'.

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What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.


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Students

I is a university student
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Drink

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B

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