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Joke Topic - 'Kermit'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kermit'.


Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

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What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.


Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.


Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.

A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.


Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.


I'm not as dumb as you look.


What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.

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