Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Cow
Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
Doctors
This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
Bees
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Overweight
You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
Chicken
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
Termites
Termites are boring
Dogs
For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful
watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.