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Joke Topic - 'Kermit'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kermit'.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.


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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Cow

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.

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