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Joke Topic - 'Kermit'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kermit'.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.


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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

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