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Joke Topic - 'Kermit'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kermit'.

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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.


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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Car

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.

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