Joke Topic - 'Kermit'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kermit'.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

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Now where did I park my hard drive?

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

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