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Joke Topic - 'Kermit'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kermit'.


Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.


What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!

Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.


We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?


Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

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