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Joke Topic - 'Kennel Club'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kennel Club'.

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What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.


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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'

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