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Joke Topic - 'Kennel Club'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kennel Club'.

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What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.


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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Jamaican

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Cow

what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Blondes

Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.

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