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Joke Topic - 'Kennel Club'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kennel Club'.

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What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.


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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish

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