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Joke Topic - 'Kennel Club'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kennel Club'.


What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.

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What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.


Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.


Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.


The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.


What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.


Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.


Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.


If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?

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