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Joke Topic - 'Kennel Club'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kennel Club'.


What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.

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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda who?
Soda you.


Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.


"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."


What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.


If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.


Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

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