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Joke Topic - 'Kennel Club'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kennel Club'.

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What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.


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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

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