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Joke Topic - 'Keep'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keep'.


What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?


What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.


what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.


What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.


What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.


You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.


Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.


How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

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