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Joke Topic - 'Keep'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keep'.

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What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.


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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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