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Joke Topic - 'Keep'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keep'.

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What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.


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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

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