Joke Topic - 'Keep'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keep'.

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

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