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Joke Topic - 'Keep Your Mouth Shut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keep Your Mouth Shut'.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


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Mother-in-law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

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