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Joke Topic - 'Keep Your Mouth Shut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keep Your Mouth Shut'.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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A Woman

What do you call a woman who climbs up walls?
Ivy.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.

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