After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
This Morning
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
Wives
Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Potatoes
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Mouse
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
Ducks
What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Elephants
Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
Executive
A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!