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Joke Topic - 'Keep Your Mouth Shut'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keep Your Mouth Shut'.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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