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Joke Topic - 'Keep Your Mouth Shut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Keep Your Mouth Shut'.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!

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