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Joke Topic - 'Karate'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Karate'.


Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova who?
Nova look back.


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He got what he was basking for.


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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

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