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Joke Topic - 'Karate'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Karate'.

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Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Christmas

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

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