Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Trombone
Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
Frankenstein
How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
Cows
What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
Bird
What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
Jacket
What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.