Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eyes
What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
Dogs
My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
Executive
He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
Ugly
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
A Brick Wall
My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
Ghost
Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
Bananas
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Multitasking
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Cannibals
A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."