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Joke Topic - 'Karate'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Karate'.

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Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Car

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Lightbulb

Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

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