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Joke Topic - 'Karate'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Karate'.

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Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


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