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Joke Topic - 'Karate' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Karate'.

Did you hear about the karate champion who enlisted in the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

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