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Joke Topic - 'Kangeroo'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kangeroo'.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.


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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Jacket

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.

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