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Joke Topic - 'Kangeroo'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kangeroo'.


What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.

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What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.


What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.


If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.


How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.


You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.


What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.

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