Joke Topic - 'Kangeroo'

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

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