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Joke Topic - 'Kangeroo'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kangeroo'.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.


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Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.

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