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Joke Topic - 'Kangeroo'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Kangeroo'.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.


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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

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