Joke Topic - 'Kangeroo'

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.