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Joke Topic - 'Kangaroos'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kangaroos'.

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This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
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What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Jokes

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.
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Book

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.
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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."

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