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Joke Topic - 'Kangaroos'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kangaroos'.
This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
A kangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
A queue jumper.
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Lawyers
Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
Burgers
Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
Omlette
Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
Witches
How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
She had a dizzy spell.
Yesterday
If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
Bananas
Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
Because they go around in bunches.
Cricket
My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
She was completely bowled over by him.
Inventors
Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
They were the Wrong Brothers.
Magicians
What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
Trixie.
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