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Joke Topic - 'Kangaroos'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kangaroos'.
This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
A kangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
A queue jumper.
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They melted.
They melted.
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I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
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The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
Lawyers
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Book
Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.
School
Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
It was a high school.
Elephants
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
Possessed
"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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