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Joke Topic - 'Kangaroos'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kangaroos'.

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This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
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What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

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