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Joke Topic - 'Kangaroos'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kangaroos'.

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This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
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What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Bees

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They use a buzz saw.
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Hypochondriacs

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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Airplane

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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

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