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Joke Topic - 'Kangaroos'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kangaroos'.
This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
A kangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
A queue jumper.
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Lawyers
What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
A Horse
What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
Calf
What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
"Is my fodder in there?
Lawyers
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
A: Retired.
Farmer
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Chewing Gum
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
I'm stuck on you.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
Sleeping
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
A bulldozer.
Price
The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
This means that now even down is up.
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