Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - K / Joke Topic - Kangaroos - 1
Joke Topic - 'Kangaroos' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Kangaroos'.
This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honor, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
2>The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
1>A kangaroo.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog with somewhere to store its lead.
2>A dog with somewhere to store its lead.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
2>A queue jumper.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo?
A stripey jumper.
1>A stripey jumper.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pessimists
What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
1>B-negative.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars. They come out every night.
1>Zebras
What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
1>A zebra with sunburn.
Oranges
Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?
1>Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?
Mice
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
1>A squeak that oils itself.
Blondes
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
1>Artificial intelligence.
Rabbits
How do rabbits cool down in the summer?
They have a hair conditioner.
1>They have a hair conditioner.
Santa Claus
Who used to give presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
1>Santa Clues.
Elephants
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
1>Earthquakes in Australia.