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Joke Topic - 'Kangaroos'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Kangaroos'.

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This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honour, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
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What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

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