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Joke Topic - 'Justice'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Justice'.
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Many years ago, a junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."
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Apples
What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
A pineapple.
Eggs
Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
School
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
Well, you do look a site.
Skeleton
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
He could feel it in his bones.
Music
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
A trombone.
Cats
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
Purr-ple.
Opinions
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
Parents
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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