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Joke Topic - 'Justice'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Justice'.


Justice - a decision in your favor.

Many years ago, a junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."

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