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Joke Topic - 'Justice'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Justice'.
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Years ago, a long-standing customer of the business was accused of robbery, and a junior partner in the legal office was dispatched to defend him in a distant state. The client was found not guilty and discharged following several days of trial. The lawyer, full of excitement at his win, telegraphed the firm, saying, 'Justice prevailed.'
The senior partner replied in haste: 'Appeal immediately.'
The senior partner replied in haste: 'Appeal immediately.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Elections
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Zebras
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
Striped sausages.
Cakes
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
Cows
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
To the MOO-vies.
Idiots
You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
No, you're not perfect.
Sherlock Holmes
Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
Santa Claus
If you fear Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
Ants
What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
An inf-ant.
Convicts
What do you call a convict who tries to escape from prison dressed as a clown?
Silicon.
Silicon.