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Joke Topic - 'Justice'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Justice'.

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Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Many years ago, a junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."


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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

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