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Joke Topic - 'Justice'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Justice'.

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Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Many years ago, a junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste: "Appeal immediately."


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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

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