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Joke Topic - 'Justice' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Justice'.
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Years ago, a long-standing customer of the business was accused of robbery, and a junior partner in the legal office was dispatched to defend him in a distant state. The client was found not guilty and discharged following several days of trial. The lawyer, full of excitement at his win, telegraphed the firm, saying, 'Justice prevailed.'
The senior partner replied in haste: 'Appeal immediately.'
The senior partner replied in haste: 'Appeal immediately.'
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Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Musicians
What do you call a musician whose girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Homeless.
Brothers
My brother said, 'I've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
Dogs
Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
Politicians
They bury politicians 26 feet under because, deep down, they're nice guys.
Butchers
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Meat.
Law
Court of law - where a suit is pressed, and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
Snowmen
Where do snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
To snowballs.
Dogs
Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
They get jet wag.