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Joke Topic - 'Junk Food'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Junk Food'.


Which vampire likes to eat junk food?

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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.

Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.


Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red who?


Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.


Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

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