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Joke Topic - 'Junk Food'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Junk Food'.
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
Snackula.
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Farmers
How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
He tractor down.
Glasses
Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
Chicken
Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
She was henbarrassed.
Rob
Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
He wanted to steal the dough.
Whales
Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
Programming
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Bell
Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
A: The No-bell Prize.
Abbreviation
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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