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Joke Topic - 'Junk Food'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Junk Food'.

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Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.


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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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