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Joke Topic - 'Junk Food'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Junk Food'.

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Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.


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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.

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