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Joke Topic - 'Junk Food'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Junk Food'.

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Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.


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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

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