Joke Topic - 'Junk Food'

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.