Joke Topic - 'Junk Food'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Junk Food'.

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.

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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.

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