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Joke Topic - 'Junk Food'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Junk Food'.

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Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.


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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Whales

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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