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Joke Topic - 'Jungle'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Jungle'.

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It was late one night and Tarzan finally came home to his tree house. Jane welcomed him home and then asked what he wanted.
Make me a dry martini, Jane,' said Tarzan.
So Jane made him one. Tarzan drank it down thirstily and then asked for another one. This went on until Tarzan had drunk five dry martinis. When he asked for another one, Jane remarked: 'But, Tarzan, you've already had five. Why do you want another one?'
'You don't know what it's like, Jane,' said Tarzan. 'It's like a jungle out there!'
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What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.


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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

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