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Joke Topic - 'Julius Caesar'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Julius Caesar'.

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What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

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