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Joke Topic - 'Julius Caesar'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Julius Caesar'.

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What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


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Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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