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Joke Topic - 'Julius Caesar'


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What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Aliens

"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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Imaginary

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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Bosses

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents

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