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Joke Topic - 'Julius Caesar'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Julius Caesar'.


What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'

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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.


What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!


Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.


Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.


Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."


Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."

Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

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