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Joke Topic - 'Juice'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Juice'.


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

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I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!


Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.

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