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Joke Topic - 'Juice'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Juice'.


Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

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Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!


Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.


Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!


What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.


Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.


What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.


Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!


Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

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