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Joke Topic - 'Juice'


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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.


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Dogs

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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Eat

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

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