Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Disco
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
Wealthy
What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
King Arthur
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
Vampire
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful
woman?
It was love at first bite!
Alphabet Soup
Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
How Are You
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
Polar Bear
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
Horses
How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.