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Joke Topic - 'Juice'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Juice'.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.


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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Horses

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.

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