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Joke Topic - 'Judges' - Page 2 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories
The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him he would be thrown in jail if he was caught again. It is fine today but cooler tomorrow.
2>This man was called up before the judge. He said, 'Your honor, why do you keep leaping up and down?'
The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
2>The judge said, 'Why do you think? It's a kangaroo court.'
This tramp comes up before the judge, and he doesn't half-smell. The judge says, 'What's the charge against this man?'
The policeman says, 'A fragrancy charge, your honor.'
2>The policeman says, 'A fragrancy charge, your honor.'
What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
2>It's been a very trying day!
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
1>They serve in the court.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Medicine
How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
1>Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Skeletons
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
1>I love every bone in your body.
Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
1>Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Ghosts
Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.
1>Pizza Haunt.
Counting
You can always count on your fingers
1>Human
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
1>Blondes
What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
1>Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Pirates
Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
1>Underneath his treasure shirt.
Gnomes
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
1>To an elf farm.