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Joke Topic - 'Judge'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.


A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.


Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.


A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."


Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.


What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.


Saliva drools O.K.


How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

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