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Joke Topic - 'Judge'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.

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A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."
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Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"


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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Snails

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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