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Joke Topic - 'Judge'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.


A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."


What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?


Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.


Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'


I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake

Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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