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Joke Topic - 'Judge'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.


A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.


What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!


What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.


Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!


What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.


What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.

The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.


She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.


Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.

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