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Joke Topic - 'Judge'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.

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A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."
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Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"


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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

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