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Joke Topic - 'Judge'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.


A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.


Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.


What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.


When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.


What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play


Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.


If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets


How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.


'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

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