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Joke Topic - 'Judge'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge
said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?"
The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."
Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
The judge found him guilty of forging.
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
The judge gave him a light sentence.
The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Fish
Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
On a waterbed.
Cows
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
Watch moovies!
Soccer
What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
They both like hat tricks.
School
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
Dentist
What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
The tooth ferry.
The Difference
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Ancestors
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
Barbers
Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
They know all the short cuts.
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