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Joke Topic - 'Judge'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.

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A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."
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Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"


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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.

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