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Joke Topic - 'Judge'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Judge'.

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A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take: 30 days or $30?" The man thought and replied, "I think I'll take the money."
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Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"


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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Mice

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

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