Joke Topic - 'Journey'

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.