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Joke Topic - 'Journalists' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Journalists'.
How many computer journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: one to review every light bulb on the market so you can choose which one to buy; two to write a very similar review in a different magazine the following month; three to have a major review appear on glossy paper two months later, by which time it is completely out of date; four to imply in his or her column that a brand-new, updated bulb is on the way; and five to report a rumor that the new bulb is being shipped with a virus.
5>Five: one to review every light bulb on the market so you can choose which one to buy; two to write a very similar review in a different magazine the following month; three to have a major review appear on glossy paper two months later, by which time it is completely out of date; four to imply in his or her column that a brand-new, updated bulb is on the way; and five to report a rumor that the new bulb is being shipped with a virus.
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
'We just report the facts, we don't change them.'
2>'We just report the facts, we don't change them.'
Old journalists never die; they just get depressed.
1>Three people: one won a Pulitzer Prize for exposing that the Electric Company employed a light bulb assassin to damage the bulb in the first place; another reported it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people; and a third reported it as a devious government plot to rob the poorest people of darkness.
3>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
2>They get jet wag.
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
2>Baaaa Humbug.
Success
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
2>Dentists
What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
2>A drill sergeant.
Uncles
My uncle is a man of letters. He works for the post office.
2>Nothing
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
2>Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Shopping
Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure they are a sound investment?
2>Customer: Are you sure they are a sound investment?
Ghosts
Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline?
She's going to be an air ghostess!
2>She's going to be an air ghostess!
Tourists
How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
2>Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.